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Tram-endous Achievement: Bendigo’s Talking Tram Wins Toastmasters

In a shocking upset, Bendigo's Talking Tram beat out 50 human contestants to win the Toastmasters Speech of the Year award. The Tram, known for...

Eagles And Hawks Declare They’re Too Majestic For Eaglehawk

Eaglehawk, the unassuming town that dared to name itself after the majestic birds of prey, has just been abandoned by its feathered namesakes. "Honestly, with...

Historian Learns Miners Stashed Gold Nuggets In Their Butts During Gold Rush

In a revelation that's sure to make history books slightly more uncomfortable to read, a local historian has revealed that miners hid their finds...

Butts, Butts, Butts! Poor Smokers Opt For Filters Over Actual Cigarettes

A fight has erupted in High Street Kangaroo Flat as smokers throw hands over butts outside the Windermere Hotel. Whilst there was a brawl,...

Midwife No Longer Impressed By The Miracle Of Birth

Despite the millions of births that happen worldwide each year, one midwife in Bendigo has officially lost all sense of wonder over the process....

Family Never Planned To Attend Baby’s Stupid Birthday Despite Clicking ‘Going’

The era of the meaningless RSVP has officially arrived, and the Hendersons are its poster family. The Henderson family from Strathfieldsaye admits they never actually...

For a Town Overflowing with Massage Parlours, Everybody Really Seems Pissed Off

The air is thick with the scent of lavender and eucalyptus, yet the strained faces of locals tell a different story. Despite the abundance...

Historic Gillies Pie Factory Restored To Its Original Abandoned State

In a monumental achievement for Bendigo, the historic Gillies Pie Factory has been meticulously restored to its original 'abandoned' state, a condition cherished by...

E-Scooter So Depressed It Throws Itself Into Lake Weeroona

On average, one e-scooter takes its own life by driving into a body of water every 37 hours. Last night, Scootie the E-Scooter became...

Local Man Chooses Hara-Kiri Over Dealing With Centrelink

In a bold and unexpected move, resident Dave Grimes has opted for the ancient Japanese ritual of hara-kiri rather than navigating Centrelink's labyrinthine bureaucracy....

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