Tag: Conspiracy Theories
Bendigo Measles Outbreak Blamed On 5G Towers: ‘It’s Clearly The Only Logical Explanation,’ Say Locals
In what experts call "a groundbreaking new theory in medical science," local Facebook epidemiologists have determined that the city's 5G towers have caused the...
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. As it turns out,...
Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees
Self-proclaimed truth-seeker and conspiracy enthusiast Jerry McQuirk has unveiled what he calls a "chilling conspiracy of botanical proportions." According to McQuirk, City of Greater...
Bendigo’s Gold Mines Contain Chocolate Coins, Claims Local Conspiracy Theorist
Local conspiracy theorist, Gary Diggins, has dropped a bombshell on the unsuspecting residents of Bendigo. He claims the town's famous gold mines are loaded...
Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Ever since Buddhist monks got on at Lake Weroona it's been quiet. Too quiet.
"The tram wouldn't shut up with the conspiracy theories," says driver...
