Bendigo Man Charges His Tesla With The Power of Greyskull

Witnesses report that Neville Harker from Eaglehawk stood on his front lawn, holding up a sword he purchased from the Big W Toy Sale. Shouting the iconic phrase, “By the power of Greyskull, I have the power!” Harker’s Tesla Model 3 began to glow with an eerie, otherworldly light.

“Look at that, I got a full charge in less than a minute”, Neville told The Bendigo Standard.

Local energy experts are baffled. Dr Reginald Watts of Bendigo TAFE described the event as “a flagrant defiance of all known laws of physics, common sense, and decency.”

“It’s not every day you see a grown man in red underpants and furry gumboots revolutionise renewable energy,” said Dr Watts. “We’ve spent billions on solar and wind power, and here comes Neville with a sword, making us all look like amateurs. This is a flagrant defiance of all known laws of physics, common sense, and decency.”

Tesla and X head honcho Elon Musk expressed interest in acquiring the rights to Harker’s “Greyskull Charging Technology.” In a tweet, Musk stated, “Neville’s achievement is a game-changer. We’re looking into integrating this ‘Power of Greyskull’ into our new line of Tesla Superchargers. Imagine never having to plug in your car again. Just lift a sword and shout. Revolutionary!”

Skeletor was unavailable for comment.

The Bendigo Standard
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