In a world where property ownership seems like a distant dream for many, one savvy investor has defied all odds. He has accumulated a staggering portfolio of 40 homes in just three years. And the most surprising part? He’s only one year old.
“Da-da-da! Goo goo!” Hudson said with the poise and authority of a seasoned entrepreneur before demanding a Pop Top. According to his parents, who serve as his financial advisors and personal chauffeurs, this phrase roughly translates to “Location, location, location!”
The young mogul, who spends most of his days napping and crawling aimlessly around the living room, credits his success to a strategic combination of tantrums, cute baby noises, and an uncanny ability to charm real estate agents.
“The trick is to cry just the right amount at open houses,” Hudson’s parents translated while clutching his favourite stuffed animal, Beary the Bear. “That way, the agents and sellers are so desperate to get you out of there, they’ll give you a great deal just to make the crying stop.”
Experts are baffled by Hudson’s success. “We’ve never seen anything like this,” said Susan McMillan, a veteran real estate agent with 20 years of experience. “I mean, I’ve been in this business for decades, and here comes this toddler who can’t even spell ‘mortgage’, flipping properties faster than I can close a deal.”
However, not everyone is thrilled with Hudson’s success. Critics have accused him of leveraging “baby privilege,” citing his ability to secure interest-free loans from sympathetic grandparents.
Unfazed by the backlash, Hudson continues to expand his empire. His next move? “Ba-ba-ba!” he announced, pointing at Kangaroo Flat on his iPad.
