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Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict
Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires
Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones
No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List
Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff
Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”
Hey Kids! Here’s Some Fun Activities For You
Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists
Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
Local Man Celebrates 40th Swap Meet But Still Knows Bugger All About Cars
Local Man Ditches Mates To Watch Tim Cahill’s Last Game On A Superior Screen
Great Scott! Rod Fyffe Cast As Doc Brown In Upcoming Back To The Future Remake
Taylor Swift Launches Fragrance Line Inspired by the Scent of Bendigo Creek
Rod Fyffe’s Hair To Serve As Mayor
Blues & Roots Festival Not As Sad or Sexy As Name Suggests
Kangaroo Flat Man Plans Extra Shits After Buying Tower Of Toilets At Aldi
Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!
Where Do We Wash Now? Ask Kangaroo Flat Residents
Epsom Finally Gets a KFC
Man Puts All Bins Out in Hope One of Them is Right
Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead
“Holy Crap The Road’s Finished!” Locals Call For Public Holiday
Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave
Bendigo’s Oldest Cat Dies at 25 – That’s 117 In Cat Years!
Local Man Believes Everyone Else In Bendigo Drives Like An Idiot
Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets
Bible Story Hour Debuts at Bendigo Library With Godly Flair
Hooters To Descend Upon The Universal
Local Bloke Convinced Mate’s Shirt is Straight Outta Tarocash
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Bendigo Oh-God-Why-Am-I-Doing-This Run Takes Place
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money
Bendigo Have Your Say Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting
Bendigo International Madison Turns 50: A Half-Century of Spandex, Sweat, and Deep Heat
Australians To Start Taking More Shits At Work
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Lockwood Ward Candidates
Man Tells Yo Mamma Jokes For No Apparent Reason
Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life
Driver Films OnlyFans on Talking Tram Tour
Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Eppalock Ward Candidates
V/line Trains To Be Replaced With Elmore Miniature Railway Trains During Heat Restrictions
Man Discovers New Cat Species in Rosalind Park, Turns Out to Be Just a Possum
Local Man Records Sound Of Fart
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Bendigo Council announced yesterday it will go ahead with the $20 million redevelopment of Sacred Heart Cathedral to turn it into the Hogwarts School...
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