Here’s your horoscope for the week.
♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Drama, drama, drama! Your emotions are on a rollercoaster, and everyone around you is just along for the ride. Prepare for unexpected waterworks and random outbursts of laughter. It’s a wild day for the people you share your life’s melodramas with.
Your lucky colour:
“Procrastination Gray”: The colour that perfectly embodies the art of putting things off until the last possible moment.
♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Attention, please! The spotlight is always on you, but today, it’s more like a spotlight with a flickering bulb. Your grand entrance might turn into a clumsy stumble, but fear not; it’ll make a great viral video. Embrace your clumsiness, it’s what makes you unique.
Your lucky colour:
“Sarcasm Blue”: A hue that’s as subtle as a sledgehammer, designed for those who enjoy dripping sarcasm in every conversation.
♍ Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Your inner perfectionist is in for a surprise today as everything goes haywire. No matter how hard you try to control the situation, chaos will reign supreme. Just take a deep breath and let the universe laugh at your carefully crafted plans.
Your lucky colour:
“Underwhelming Magenta”: Prepare to be underwhelmed by this excessively underwhelming shade of pinkish-purple.
♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Indecision, thy name is Libra! You’ll spend most of the day weighing pros and cons, only to end up more confused than ever. But fret not, your charm and good looks will distract everyone from realizing you can’t make up your mind.
Your lucky colour:
“Hangover Yellow”: The colour that captures the essence of regret and the morning after a night of questionable decisions.
♏ Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Today is a perfect day to wear your detective hat because you’ll be obsessed with finding out who stole your favourite pen. Be prepared for some intense interrogations in the office, Sherlock. Everyone will just love your little investigation.
Your lucky colour:
“Zombie Green”: Because nothing says “I’m alive but not really” like the undead-inspired shade of sickly green.
♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Adventure is calling, but it seems like your phone is on silent mode. You’re feeling spontaneous, but life has other plans. Enjoy an exciting evening of Netflix and snacks while the world passes you by. Maybe your grand adventure will be finding the remote.
Your lucky colour:
“Indecisive Indigo”: A colour that can’t make up its mind whether it’s blue or purple, just like people who can’t make up their minds.
♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Capricorn, you’re the embodiment of ambition and responsibility, but this week, it’s time to let loose! Take a break from your workaholic tendencies and do something reckless. Maybe wear mismatched socks or eat dessert before dinner. Crazy, right?
Your lucky colour:
“Drama Queen Coral”: A vibrant shade that thrives on attention and loves to make everything about itself.
♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Your rebellious spirit is on fire, but sadly, so is your microwave, thanks to that popcorn bag explosion. Embrace the chaos, Aquarius, and try not to burn down the house while pursuing your revolutionary ideas.
Your lucky colour:
“Caffeine Crash Brown”: The perfect colour for when you’ve had one too many cups of coffee and find yourself crashing hard.
♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Your imagination knows no bounds, but today, it might get a little out of control. Daydreaming is essential, but accidentally walking into a lamp post while doing it is not. Keep your feet on the ground, or at least, try to look where you’re going.
Your lucky colour:
“Underwhelming Purple”: Prepare to be unimpressed by this lacklustre and disappointingly bland colour choice.
♈ Aries | March 21 to April 19
The stars are aligning for you, dear Aries, and by “aligning,” we mean in the most chaotic way possible. Expect minor inconveniences throughout the day, like your phone battery dying right when you need it the most. Remember, patience is a virtue, but hey, who needs that anyway?
Your lucky colour:
“Unicorn Barf”: A riotous explosion of vibrant and clashing colours that’s both eye-catching and stomach-turning.
♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20
Today, you might feel like your stubbornness is paying off, but spoiler alert: it’s not. Your determination to stick to your ways will lead you straight into a wall of awkward situations. Maybe it’s time to consider that change is not the enemy, or is it?
Your lucky colour:
“Eccentric Eggplant”: A purple so eccentric, it’s practically doing interpretive dance moves on your walls.
♊ Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Oh, Gemini, your indecisiveness will reach new heights today. Choosing between a salad or a burger will feel like an existential crisis. But don’t worry, your inability to make up your mind is something your friends find oh-so-charming… or not.
Your lucky colour:
“Invisible Gold”: Because who needs actual wealth when you can have an invisible colour that represents your abundant riches?
