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Mum Demands To Know Where You Learnt That Word

Studies show the average child hears over 1,000 swear words per year from their parents—a number local mum Kim Dawson seems intent on driving...

Counsellor Outsources Therapy By Asking Couple To Assemble His Flatpack

Divorce rates are rising, but one local marriage counsellor has found an unconventional solution: making couples assemble his IKEA furniture. The unconventional approach was first...

Shazza Falls for Braxton’s Sick Burnout In IGA Car Park

Shazza has fallen head over heels in the Eaglehawk IGA car park, where the roar of a 1988 VL Commodore and the unmistakable strains...

1 Year-Old Shares Tip That Got Him 40 Homes In 3 Years

In a world where property ownership seems like a distant dream for many, one savvy investor has defied all odds. He has accumulated a...

School Devises Bullshit Rationale For Mt Buller Camp

A local High School has unveiled an elaborate and entirely nonsensical rationale for sending its Year 10 students on a week-long camp to Mt...

Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp

Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed...

Man Shocked to Learn YouTube Tutorial Did Not Prepare Him for Vasectomy

In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite having meticulously watched a...

Tradie Finishes Reno on Time. Homeowner Suspects Witchcraft

Eaglehawk tradie Jim Woods has defied all known laws of the universe by completing a reno on time. The unprecedented event occurred on Friday...

Eaglehawk Fashionista Confident Her Uggs Look Great With Every Outfit

Fashionista and Ugg boot enthusiast Karen McLaren has recently made headlines by boldly declaring her cherished pair of Ugg boots can seamlessly enhance any...

Penguins Lobby Melbourne Aquarium for Bowties

In a move that has ruffled more than a few feathers, the penguin population at Melbourne Aquarium have launched a formal petition demanding bowties....

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