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Scientists Make Groundbreaking Discovery: Summer Is Hot

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo's top-notch scientists have declared a groundbreaking revelation: Summer is, in fact, hot. The Elf on the Shelf-like...

Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time

In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth...

Jane Bunn Predicts Bendigo Weather Using The ‘Duvet On, Duvet Off’ System

7News personality Jane Bunn announced today that she would simplify the temperature system by using a doona or duvet system to decide the weather. "Meteorologists...

Local man surprises workmates with his incredible weather predicting skills

A local man has displayed an uncanny talent for predicting the weather. Rick 'Eski' Cooler who works in IT has never got a weather...

Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass

Bendigo has been inundated with high cases of Swamp Ass due to the high number of power outages. Ronald McNuggets from Powercor said "We would like...

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