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Man Shocked to Learn YouTube Tutorial Did Not Prepare Him for Vasectomy

In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite having meticulously watched a...

Bendigo Health Unveils DIY Surgery Kits to Cut Wait Times. “Scalpel, Please, Honey!”

In a groundbreaking move to tackle hospital wait times, Bendigo Health has launched its revolutionary DIY Surgery Kits. These kits allow patients to take...

Local Hero Donates 2 Appendixes

In a groundbreaking act of selflessness, Bendigo resident and local hero Frank McAllister made medical history last Tuesday by donating not one but two...

Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”

Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man...

Bendigo Health Introduces “Coffee IV Drips” for Caffeine Enthusiasts

Bendigo Health has proudly rolled out its latest wellness venture: the revolutionary "Coffee IV Drips." Who needs traditional methods of caffeine consumption when you...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes

In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...

Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave

Bendigo Bank has announced the introduction of a revolutionary new Man Flu leave policy exclusively designed for male employees. According to the bank's HR department,...

5-Year-Old Goes To The Hostabul To Get Tonsils Wemoved

Plucky 5-year-old Timmy Thompson marched into Bendigo Health to have his tonsils removed, but post-surgery, he had a startling request: he wanted them reinstalled. "I...

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