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Citizens Now Required to Roll D20 for Housing Approval

Local News
In a bold move to inject a dose of unpredictability into the housing market, city officials have announced that citizens are now required to...

Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?

Politics
In a move that has left locals Googling the distance between Bendigo and Portugal, Mayor Andrea Metcalf is set to jet off to Braga...

Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets

Local News
City of Greater Bendigo has come up with a solution for the city's notorious pothole problem: enlisting the help of die-hard Taylor Swift fans...

Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly

Local News
In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between...

Residents Flock to Witness The Opening of An Envelope

Local News
Throngs of Bendigo locals descended upon the Town Hall yesterday to witness the grand opening of an envelope. The envelope, which sources believed contained a...

Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees

Local News
Self-proclaimed truth-seeker and conspiracy enthusiast Jerry McQuirk has unveiled what he calls a "chilling conspiracy of botanical proportions." According to McQuirk, City of Greater...

Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change

Local News
In the wake of the recent announcement to rename Huntly to Moist, the long-term residents of Jackass Flat are at it again, circulating a...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

Politics
Local ratepayer Gary Farke can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist

Politics
Bendigo City Council has announced that it will rename the suburb of Huntly "Moist." "We are excited to announce that we are changing the name...

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Politics
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community. As soon as the meeting...
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