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Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To A Needy Stranger

Local man Darren Wilson has found himself in a dire situation – he's officially run out of durries to give to a complete stranger....

“I’m A Red Posting Box And Mail Makes Me Horny”

The red posting box outside the post office in the CBD has come forward with an unexpected confession: it gets hot and bothered every...

Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?

In a move that has left locals Googling the distance between Bendigo and Portugal, Mayor Andrea Metcalf is set to jet off to Braga...

Bendigo Ford Fun Run Returns This Sunday Because Walking is Overrated

The Bendigo Ford Fun Run is set to grace the streets of Bendigo once again on Sunday. Organisers are calling on locals of all...

Lansell Square Gym Buffs Feel The Burn In Epic Battle Against Daniel’s Donuts

Members of Anytime Fitness at Lansell Square are exercising their dismay as they find themselves surrounded by the irresistible allure of Daniel's Donuts, conveniently...

Poppet Head Takes Well-Deserved Spa Day; Residents Wonder If It’s Getting Botox

The iconic poppet head in Rosalind Park has decided to close its steps for repairs. Sources close to the rusty landmark reveal it's finally...

Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self

Barry Gibbons has decided to celebrate his 36th birthday with all the zest and zeal of a 9-year-old on a Leap Year. Friends and...

Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living

In a stunning display of obliviousness that rivals a toddler eating spaghetti in a white dress, the Bendigo Council has expressed bewilderment at the...

Man Books Flight To Sydney To See If He Throws Up This Time

While most people would consider a trip to Sydney as a chance to explore the Opera House or climb the Harbour Bridge, a Bendigo...

Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss

Victory Christian College in Bendigo has proposed a name change following Melbourne Victory's recent loss. Unable to cope with the soccer team's defeat, the...

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