Bendigo’s Centrelink office has approved plans to construct a McDonald’s on its premises. The initiative hailed as a groundbreaking fusion of welfare services and fast food convenience, has already begun …
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Porking has been banned at Melville Caves, citing concerns over public decency and wildlife disturbance. The decision has sparked outrage among residents who question expenditure of taxpayer funds on a …
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Local man Darren Wilson has found himself in a dire situation – he’s officially run out of durries to give to a complete stranger. The generous nicotine philanthropist, known for …
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In a bold move to boost local tourism and “make a splash” in the art world, Bendigo Council has announced the purchase of a 100-foot tall rubber duck to float …
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ROTTNEST ISLAND—In a moment he described as “the pinnacle of his existence,” local man Craig Thompson finally crossed off the number one item on his bucket list: being told to …
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An emu at Kyabram Fauna Park is accused of masterminding an underground cassowary fight club. Witnesses claim the formidable bird, known for its intimidating presence, has secretly organized and refereed …
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DAYLESFORD — In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community in a state of bemused contemplation, researchers at the Daylesford Institute of Temporal Perception (DITP) have confirmed what …
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Central Deborah Gold Mine has unveiled its latest attraction: an underground trampoline park. Aptly named “Bounce Below Bendigo,” the playground offers visitors a unique, if not slightly hazardous, bouncing experience …
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Bendigo Coles Replaces Groceries With 5000 Self-Serve Checkouts to Enhance Shopping Experience
In a groundbreaking move to revolutionise the retail industry, Coles in Bendigo announced that it will replace all grocery items with 5000 new self-serve checkouts to “liberate” shoppers from the …
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In a groundbreaking e-scooter trial in Bendigo, existential questions are swirling like leaves in the wind. The burning query on everyone’s minds: If a scooter falls into Lake Weeroona, does …