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Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol...

“More Twisted Than A Topknot” – Pho’lis

Bendigo cafe and bar owners are under fire with talks of another protest that may take over Easter celebrations this weekend. As stated in a...

Hipster Rally: not in my town say locals

A counter rally is being organised in response to the "Hipsters March in Peace". Bevan Smith, spokesperson for the group "Say No to Hipsters", has...

Hipsters March for Peace

Bendigo CBD will be under fire yet again this coming weekend. Expecting thousands of beards, scarves, and what can only be described as "dad...

Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict

The City of Greater Bendigo Council has relented to a minority group opposed to the giant Marilyn Monroe statue (legs pictured). “The fist shacking brigade...

Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles

A month long investigation by the Bendigo Standard has uncovered the truth about Lord Mayor Rod Fyffe's hair (pictured). It is not made of brush...

First Bendigonian Travels To Sun At Night

German NASA officials were overjoyed today when they announced they had sent the first man to the sun at night. Their inspiration comes from...

Iron Jock Title 2016

The Iron Jock 2016 title will be up for grabs next weekend at The Zone Entertainment Complex. Iron Jocks from all around the world...