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Guy Really Into Trains Does Not Have Autism

Bendigo residents are reeling this week after learning that local man, Peter Fronk, 34, a fervent train enthusiast, does not have autism. Peter’s relentless...

Grown Adult Still Pees At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down

Known for his unconventional approach to using urinals, Todd McCoy, 40, continues to pee with his pants dropped down to his ankles, a method...

Bendigo Man Charges His Tesla With The Power of Greyskull

Witnesses report that Neville Harker from Eaglehawk stood on his front lawn, holding up a sword he purchased from the Big W Toy Sale....

Local Hero Donates 2 Appendixes

In a groundbreaking act of selflessness, Bendigo resident and local hero Frank McAllister made medical history last Tuesday by donating not one but two...

Sexyland Announces Grand Opening in Bendigo

Bendigo is buzzing with unprecedented excitement and bewilderment as Sexyland opens its new store at the old Godfreys and Video Ezy. "We're here to cater...

High Street Massage Parlours Definitely Not Suspicious At All

Amid swirling rumours and raised eyebrows, Golden Square residents have declared that there is absolutely nothing untoward happening at the numerous massage parlours lining...

Centrelink to Open a Macca’s: Get Benefits and Big Macs in One Convenient Outburst

Bendigo's Centrelink office has approved plans to construct a McDonald's on its premises. The initiative hailed as a groundbreaking fusion of welfare services and...

Porking Banned At Melville Caves

Porking has been banned at Melville Caves, citing concerns over public decency and wildlife disturbance. The decision has sparked outrage among residents who question...

Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To Needy Stranger. Starts GoFundMe

Local man Darren Wilson has found himself in a dire situation – he's officially run out of durries to give to a complete stranger....

Bendigo Council Splashes Out On 100-Foot Tall Rubber Duck For Lake Weeroona

In a bold move to boost local tourism and "make a splash" in the art world, Bendigo Council has announced the purchase of a...

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