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Local Family Outraged After Discovering Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left

Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief by Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief
30 January 2019
in Bendigo News, Food & Drink

An Eaglehawk family was outraged overnight after discovering the only Zooper Doopers left were the yellow ones. The rest of the family are fuming and questioning how the ice-cold sugar sticks ran out so quickly.

“I bought 2 packs last week cause they were on special and now they’ve all gone,” said Mrs Moncrox, mother of six. “Who ate all the cola ones?”

Her seven-year-old son wanted a red one but she insisted the yellow ones were like red. Her son chucked a tantrum when the news was broken to him.

Psychologists believe Zooper Dooper shock is becoming more common. Zooper Dooper Shock is caused by opening the freezer and discovering there are only crap ones left.

The Moncrox’s are so disgusted with the yellow Zooper Doopers that they tried to give them away to the neighbour’s kids but they didn’t want them either.

Bendigo Police have put out a search warrant for all the missing Zooper Doopers.

The recent hot weather has seen Zooper Doopers stock price soar from $2.20 to $2500 in two weeks making them more valuable than Bitcoin.

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