“I don’t know which bin goes out,” said Silly Duffer. “Do you?”
“No,” said the journalist.
“Not I,” said the milk man.
“Nor do I,” said the bus driver.
“How do I solve this?” said the Duffer.
“Ask the neighbour,” said the fool.
“Go carbon neutral,” said the neighbour.
“Dump everything in a hole,” said the other neighbour.
“There must be a way to solve this,” said the Duffer.
“Is there an app?” said the child.
“Is there a web site?” said the grandmother.
“Is there a fridge magnet? said the adult.
“I just put all the bins out,” said the Duffer.
And that’s what he did.
