“I don’t know which bin goes out,” said Silly Duffer. “Do you?”

“No,” said the journalist.

“Not I,” said the milk man.

“Nor do I,” said the bus driver.

“How do I solve this?” said the Duffer.

“Ask the neighbour,” said the fool.

“Go carbon neutral,” said the neighbour.

“Dump everything in a hole,” said the other neighbour.

“There must be a way to solve this,” said the Duffer.

“Is there an app?” said the child.

“Is there a web site?” said the grandmother.

“Is there a fridge magnet? said the adult.

“I just put all the bins out,” said the Duffer.

And that’s what he did.