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Y2K Doomsdayer Emerges To Find World Rebuilding
Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof
“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers
Kangaroo Flat Man Has Zero Idea About Napier St Roadworks
Eaglehawk Reebok’s Crowned Official Footwear Of The 2026 Commonwealth Games
Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left
Monster Redfin Spotted At Lake Eppalock
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting
Bendigo Man Eats Own Head
Local Woman Drops Phone In Lake Weeroona. Turtles Unimpressed by iPhone 14
Local Influencers Apply For Centrelink After Instagram Goes Down
Chinese Dragons To Be Sewn Together Into A ‘Dragon Centipede’ For Easter Festival
Epsom Finally Gets a KFC
Explosive Prince Harry Memoir Reveals He Was Conceived On One Tree Hill Lookout
Live 10 – The Sound Of Music
Person Asking “Can I Help?” Secretly Doesn’t Want To Help At All
Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere
Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers
Local Teacher Turns Hangover Into ‘Heads Down Thumbs Up’ Triumph
Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks
Bendigo’s Citizen and Young Citizen of the Year Announced. And Guess What? It’s Not You
Traders Hope ‘Baby Shark’ Song Will Drive The Rest Of Bendigo Away From Mall
Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas
Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”
Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles
Kangaroo Flat To Get A New Wave Pool
Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as T-Rex Breaks Loose
5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t
Council To Provide Parking Bays For Dickhead Drivers
Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads
Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages
Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions
A New Era! The Standy To Be Distributed In Paper Form
Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees
Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On
COVIDsafe App Not As Fun or Security Flawed As FaceApp
Lynx Releases Smell Of Bendigo Creek
Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts
Maiden Gully Family Books Accommodation For 2020 Easter Festival
Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”
Bendigo Police Warn Dog Against Leaving Owner In Hot Car
Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave
Local Man Contracts COVID-19 To Avoid His Own Wedding
Nation in Crisis as Taylor Swift Tickets Prove Scarcer Than Unicorn Tears
Expecto Patronum! Sacred Heart Cathedral To Be Transformed Into Hogwarts
This Week in Bendigo History
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
City Announces Plans for New Year’s Resolution Deposit Scheme
Eaglehawk Resident Doesn’t Care For Other Grand Final
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Bendigo To Host Scooter Stealing In 2026 Commonwealth Games
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Bendigo has been officially announced as the host of the Scooter Stealing event at the 2026 Commonwealth Games. Eaglehawk will take centre stage. Teams will...
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