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Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter
Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend
Scott Cam Offers To Complete Napier Street Upgrade Pro Bono
McDonald’s To Kill Off The McFlurry
Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning
Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo
Woman Burns House Down After Discovering Spider In The Kitchen
Food Left In School Bag Over The Christmas Holidays Creates New Colony
Dad & Son Dodgem Duo Ready to Chuck Some Doughies at The Easter Festival
Kangaroo Flat To Get A New Wave Pool
Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead
Monster Redfin Spotted At Lake Eppalock
Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed
Cat Fails To Search For Coronavirus Cure
Local Man Gives Three Thumbs Up To Bendigo’s Smallest Parma
Bendigo Man’s Self-Esteem Soars: Believes He’s a Bendigo 5 But A Long Gully 9
Groovin The Moo Unleashes Brown Note, Neighbours Devastated by Uncontrollable Bowel Movements
Helicopter Flying Over Bendigo Identified As The Bendigo Have Your Say Flying F***
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
Epsom Road Works Joins Great Wall of China As Only Man Made Structure Visible From The Moon
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
Tuckerbag To Join The Push For Golden Square Mega Market
Rod Fyffe’s Southern Cross Tattoo Unveiled At Golden Square Pool
Pizza ATM Opens At Latrobe Uni
New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo
Eaglehawk Reebok’s Crowned Official Footwear Of The 2026 Commonwealth Games
White Night Not As Popular As White Knights
Leia Organa Steals Plans To Mosque
Local Man Gets Life Advice From A Maccas French Fry Giving A Thumbs Up
Council Commits $50m for ‘Rough Surface – Slow Down’ Signs
Local Swingers Misinterpret Bendigo Swap Meet
Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff
Close Talker Struggles With 1.5m Rule
City With Violence Problem Cool With Boxing Match
Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave
Bendigo Reminded To Wind Clocks Forward As Daylight Savings Ends
First Person To Book Flight From Bendigo To Sydney Celebrates With Amelia Earhart Tattoo
Man Confuses Pokemon Go for Tinder
Kangaroo Flat Woman Brags About Not Using Gym Membership
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks
Notre Dame To Be Completed Before Napier St Upgrade
Supermarket’s New Milk Pricing Policy Sent to Encourage Consumers to Shoot the Baby Themselves
Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron
Lazy Moe’s To Offer Naked Dining Experience
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Shopping Trolleys Form Conga Line To Escape Supermarket
Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles
Australians To Start Taking More Shits At Work
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