Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill

By on August 24, 2018

Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill. “I can’t believe the deal I got.”

Mr Jacobs said. “I picked up a broom, one of those mops I saw on an infomercial and 50 Shamwows. Unfortunately nothing is getting it clean, this mop sucks.”

Spokesperson for the EPA said “There’s #$%@ everywhere and we can’t find the person responsible.”

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