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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Bendigo Discovers Cocaine Was Just on Their Door Step

Cocaine, coke, blow, snow, white, rails, bumps, powder, or breakfast as Londoners call it, is the fancy version of Ice, or smack, or crack. “It’s not...

Castlemaine Rock Found in Epsom

Quick. It's like finding out those women in the creek bed in Kangaroo Flat had stuffed nuggets of gold in their under garments. Pack the bags. Sell the...

White Night Not As Popular As White Knights

What would you rather do, stand out in the cold, at night, looking at LED lighting on a wall, or eat something yummy? White Knight lollies...

K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference

“She asked me how far it was from K-Mart,” said a completely baffled Eddie the Eagle, 42, from Huntly. Apparently a young women, well, mid-twenties isn’t...

World Heritage Listing Considered For Bendigo’s Telstra Phone Booth

Outside Bendigo TAFE, across the road from Hop Supply, near the weatherboard church, just down from the Black Swan, not far from the Bingo place,...

Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off

The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next day for survivors. Real men. Not weak craft...

Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers

A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging out wine buffs, politicians, teenage boys, and people who take photos...

Crate Man to Challenge for the Leader of Australia

There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man. If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been there,...

Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires

Gareth Reynolds, 78, Strahtfieldsaye, has been donating blood for the past 37 years. “It’s all going to vampires!!!” he says, after watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new owners. They...

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