Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”
"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an...
Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum
"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut...
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Lockwood Ward Candidates
Muffin Finsteine Hello, my name is Muffin Finestine. I’m 38 years of old and after six failed businesses I know...
Facemasks Now Mandatory For Statues
Around the city of Bendigo statues have been putting on facemasks. "It's now regulation. Some people don't realise this...
Where Do We Wash Now? Ask Kangaroo Flat Residents
"A bird pooed in my hair and I don't know where to clean," said Albert Hooper, 27, from Kangaroo Flat....
Melbourne Braces For Another Round Of Zoom Meetings
"Oh yuck," said Derrick Mekong, 26, Melbourne. It's pretty bloody crap for a lot of people right now. "But back...
Fyre Fest Producers To Run For US Presidency
Step back Kanye West and running mate Snoop Dogg. Hold the phone Missy Elliott and M.I.A. Join the queue Jazz...
5G Causes Tim Reuben To Leave Hit FM
Comments following Tim Reuben's departure from Hit FM Bendigo indicate the real reason for the popular presenter's move off air....
Melbourne Replaces Ballarat As Victoria’s Least Liveable City
"Do you want Coronavirus or frost? It's a tough choice," said Lindy Swan, 29, of no fixed address. The choice...
Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”
In the most exciting entertainment news since Nicolas Cage was announced to play Joe Exotic, Brendan Fraser is onboard for...
