Facemasks Now Mandatory For Statues
Around the city of Bendigo statues have been putting on facemasks. "It's now regulation. Some people don't realise this...
Where Do We Wash Now? Ask Kangaroo Flat Residents
"A bird pooed in my hair and I don't know where to clean," said Albert Hooper, 27, from Kangaroo Flat....
Melbourne Braces For Another Round Of Zoom Meetings
"Oh yuck," said Derrick Mekong, 26, Melbourne. It's pretty bloody crap for a lot of people right now. "But back...
Fyre Fest Producers To Run For US Presidency
Step back Kanye West and running mate Snoop Dogg. Hold the phone Missy Elliott and M.I.A. Join the queue Jazz...
5G Causes Tim Reuben To Leave Hit FM
Comments following Tim Reuben's departure from Hit FM Bendigo indicate the real reason for the popular presenter's move off air....
Melbourne Replaces Ballarat As Victoria’s Least Liveable City
"Do you want Coronavirus or frost? It's a tough choice," said Lindy Swan, 29, of no fixed address. The choice...
Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”
In the most exciting entertainment news since Nicolas Cage was announced to play Joe Exotic, Brendan Fraser is onboard for...
Dan Andrews Announces Single Loser Friend Can Visit Too
Lockdown restrictions are easing as the Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, announces that up to five people can visit a house....
Most Complicated Hopscotch Ever Produced
"You see you jump there, and skip there, and move over there, then hop back to here, and that's if...
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So...
