Local Comedian Finds “Women Can Be Hobos Too” Difficult To Make Into A Joke
“It got a laugh at a gig,” said comedian Luke Morris, who once read the line ‘Women can be hobos...
Man Goes Camping, Hopes World Is Destroyed While Away
Kayten Boyd, 36, of Ironbark – if that is a place, went camping last week and was very disappointed when...
Shopping Trolleys Form Conga Line To Escape Supermarket
“They think we don’t know, but they’re like the Weeping Angels from Dr Who,” said supermarket staff member Georg Jacobson,...
Bendigo Base Bridge Looks Heaps Like The Batman Dark Knight Ka-Boom Hospital Bridge
"You know that scene where the Joker blows up the hospital and the walk way collapses? This bridge here totally...
Easter Bunny Makes Bid To Buy Christmas
In a bold move Fredrick J. Bunny, known publicly as the Easter Bunny, has made an offer to purchase Christmas....
BREAKING: Inventor of Emoticons Dies :(
Dr Yami Oshni of Okado died yesterday and the news has left many :-o "I'm </3 he was a much...
Fat Shaming Knickers the Cow Raises Steaks
The obese cow named Knickers has been copping it left, right and centre. “They’re even talking about her in Guam....
Gareth From The Office Wins Ballon d’or
The world's greatest single adult sporting award has been won by the annoying guy from the Office. "It totally looks...
Movember Comedy Fundraiser – Friday 30 November @ 8pm
Yo, isn't it great the Bendigo Standard is giving so many laughs. What's this? You wish you could come see...
Watch Out Kryal Castle, Bendigo Now Has Norm’s Yurt
It’s a big day for Bendigo as Bethany Mockington opens Bendigo’s newest tourist attraction, Norm’s Yurt. “It’s a magical experience,...