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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump

TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump “Yeah it just hit me,” said Margot Robbie. “I’d been talking about Donald Trump for...

Bendigo Man Eats Own Head

"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on...

Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff

“Nup. Not a clue who made it,” said Mike Elliott, Senior Editor of the Bendigo Standard. “I’ve not even seen the eye thingy story,” said Luke...

Self-employed Woman Gets Herself In Her Office Secret Santa

“What are the odds,” said Megan Washington rhetorically. Ms. Washington, 24, Long Gully, and a freelance bobcat operator, stood in her flat's staff/lounge room and drew...

Newspaper Clarifies Skateboarders Are Not Actually Spewing

The Bendigo Advertiser has recently had to clarify that local skateboarders have not been ejecting undigested food stuffs and body acids via their mouths. “I understand...

Even Shit Babies Proven To Be Cute

Known for screaming at all hours in a crying hail of ferocity, shitting sludge in multiple of colours, and being completely useless at a game...

Zaphod Beeblebrox Campaigns for American Presidency

With half a brain, boundless charisma, and an unrivalled ability at shit-talking, Zaphod Beeblebrox is poised to sweep the American Presidential election. “It's hard to see...

Bendigo Sads ‘n’ Orgies Festival Considers Name Change

Every year Malcolm McLaren mopes around town with a pile of posters. “It's a lonely job but at the end of the festival it really feels...

Quarry hill Man Ineexplicably Popular On Tinder

“Wowsers! I never knew so many women find me attractive,” said Garth Brookes, 38, from Quarry Hill. Having used online dating application Tinder fo a week,...

Man Tells Yo Mamma Jokes For No Apparent Reason

“Yo mamma is so fat,” said Charles de Gaulle. “That when she gets in a car it looks like the air bags have gone off.” Mr....

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