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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square

“Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket. The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80. “It’s be here all day,” says a women with...

Dog Dresses as Cat for a Birthday

“We thought something was a bit fishy,” said party attendee Selma Bouvier, 43, from Long Gully. An orange cat, or is it ginger, or tabby? (Not...

Mature Age Student Excited By Lozenge in Gift Bag

In a chance encounter, a Bendigo Standard reporter and a mature age Bendigo La Trobe student met at a crucial moment. 'What do you reckon this...

Man Confuses Pokemon Go for Tinder

'We're very happy thank you,' says Norman Bates, 36, of the relationship he has found. 'It was easy to start. All I had to do was...

Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold

“The Olympic's are right around the corner and it's time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this jogging...

From the Archives: Marriage Equality Complaint Letter

Dear Reader, Last year staff writer Luke Morris took it on himself to write a response to an anti-equality letter. The response was published online and gathered...

Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere

Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an...

What’s Next For Marilyn?

“She's become a friend to the city, and the city has become a friend to her,” said one local. “I no longer tell people I'm passing...

G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline

“They've got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale. “Freaking mescaline! This is going to be freaking awesome. I'm freaking stoked. Freaking A...

Benexit Campaign Officially Launched

In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting those two mixed up (would it be bowls?) Bendigo's Concerned Citizens...

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