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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Teenager At Shamrock Hotel Talks About Elephant in Room

Garth Brooks, 18, from California Gully, was unaware of the faux pas he was making. “There was a freaking elephant in the room!” he said with...

Barista or Soccer Player?

Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can separate the baristas from the soccer...

Golden Square Man Looks For Positives in Girlfriend Moving In With Him

“There'll be sex on tap I suppose,” reasoned Mr Kydin Yeast, 27, Golden Square, as his girlfriend, Ms Aimlee Williams, 26, plans to move in...

Milk Prices Set to Soar: Industry Insider Says

Milk availability has been questioned in recent weeks. However the Bendigo Standard has come across a supplier who says that availability is not an issue. “Milk? I...

Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed

A Celtic celebration to mark the arrival of winter has passed largely unnoticed through Australia and other Southern Hemisphere countries. “Oops,” said one primary school teacher...

Supermarket’s New Milk Pricing Policy Sent to Encourage Consumers to Shoot the Baby Themselves

A leading supermarket chain is aiming to win praise for fixing a problem it helped create. In a shallow attempt at positive PR, the supermarket –...

Young Indian Children Found Working in Bendigo Mine

Astounding scenes this week as children were seen fleeing a Bendigo mine where they had been forced to work. “It’s incomprehensible,” said Dr Henry Jones Jr,...

New Artisan Restaurant to Open in Bendigo

In recent years the Bendigo foodie scene has exploded onto the taste buds of locals and tourists alike. Set to join the list of French, Greek,...

Bendigo Winemakers Festival Aims to Avoid Beer Wankers

“We'll be having none of this North American hops, IXPAL, Summertime Draught Ale, filtered through a watermelon crap,” says Winemaker Festival organiser Sir Reginald Reginald...

Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict

The City of Greater Bendigo Council has relented to a minority group opposed to the giant Marilyn Monroe statue (legs pictured). “The fist shacking brigade of...

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