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Organisation accused of sexism, corruption, malpractice and theft distances itself from Israel Folau
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Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction
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Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass
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Bendigo Standard to merge with Bendigo Have Your Say
Local man Baffled by Point of Signs along Roadside.
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“I’m A Red Posting Box And Mail Makes Me Horny”
Bendigo Council to dig up mall again for no good reason
Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square
Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek
Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’
Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw
Local Man Donates Human Liver To Pig
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Epsom Finally Gets a KFC
Bouncy Castle At Christmas Church Picnic Blows Away With 8 People Inside
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Bendigo Mother Asks Son To Netflix And Chill
Notre Dame To Be Completed Before Napier St Upgrade
Zaphod Beeblebrox Campaigns for American Presidency
Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’
Expecto Patronum! Sacred Heart Cathedral To Be Transformed Into Hogwarts
Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
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Building Evacuated After Work Colleague Sprays Lynx Africa
Local Man Sick Of Wife Telling Him Where To Poo
Melbourne Has Trams Now Too
Local Man creates Bendigo Have Your Say app
Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages
The Bendigo Standard Is Now Digitally Halal Certified
Groovin The Moo Cancelled! Locals Devastated to Miss Out on Annual Opportunity to Pretend They Know Indie Bands
Locals Believe Building In The Upside Down Could Help Aleviate Housing Crisis
Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life
Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter
Victoria’s First Heroin Parlour to Open in Bendigo
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
Struggle To Sell Creepy Bookends
Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool
New Eaglehawk Children’s Playground Has One Major Drawback
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Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages
Food & Drink
12 January 2019
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Upon hearing earlier reports of a deconstructed Sausage Sizzle at Bunnings, local cow Norman Cowsly from Huntly was not amoosed. He has taken it...
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Food & Drink
12 January 2019
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The Saturday morning tradition of a Bunnings snag is about to become much easier. From today Bunnings will show its support to local community...
Lynx Releases Smell Of Bendigo Creek
Local News
6 January 2019
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Lynx has announced today a partnership with Bendigo Tourism. Lynx will bottle the smell of the Bendigo creek as part of "The Smell of...
TAFE To Offer Course On How To Eat A Bunnings Snag
Food & Drink
15 November 2018
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Bendigo TAFE announced today it will be running a course on Bunnings Snags Etiquette. The course comes in the wake of a man slipping on...
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
National News
24 August 2018
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Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill....
Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk
Local News
17 August 2018
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Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim...
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