Rosalind Park

Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!

In a stunning display of collective denial, residents have somehow convinced themselves that the picturesque Lake Weeroona looks like anything but a colossal phallic...

Flying Foxes Turns Rosalind Park into Unexpected Thrill-Seekers’ Playground

Bendigo's premier park has become ground zero for an unprecedented flying fox invasion. Residents now fear walking through Rosalind Park as they might fall...

Man Discovers New Cat Species in Rosalind Park, Turns Out to Be Just a Possum

Local resident Kevin Thompson claimed to have discovered a brand new cat species in Rosalind Park. However, it turns out that Thompson's groundbreaking discovery...

Man Found Living In The Rosalind Park Kaleidoscope, Claims He’s Just Another Reflection

Eaglehawk resident Jim Reeves was discovered Tuesday after spending an astonishing three weeks lost in Rosalind Park's infamous Kaleidoscope. Despite Mr Reeves' insistence that...

Man Discovers Lost Treasure in Bendigo Creek, Turns Out to Be Shopping Trolley

Local man Darcy O'Queef, 35, claimed to discover a long-lost treasure in Bendigo Creek last Tuesday. The relic was unveiled as a shopping trolley,...

Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future

Resident Jimmy Carkeys expressed his disappointment yesterday after visiting the Garden of the Future and discovering no hoverboards. "This is supposed to be the Garden...

Nauseatingly Insufferable Couple Pose In Front Of The Bendigo Sign

An annoyingly happy couple were spotted in front of the Bendigo sign in Rosalind Park today, not realising how infuriatingly cliche they were. "This is...

Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors

Huntly man Lance Richter, was trapped in the House of Mirrors in Rosalind Park for 5 hours yesterday. The 62-year-old father of 2 was...

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