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Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off

The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next day for survivors. Real men. Not weak...

Crate Man to Challenge for the Leader of Australia

There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man. If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been...

Local Teen Gets Coles Mini’s Stuck In His Butt

A local teenager on Saturday night was rushed to emergency after a dare went wrong. The young man was taking part in a new craze...

Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires

Gareth Reynolds, 78, Strahtfieldsaye, has been donating blood for the past 37 years. “It’s all going to vampires!!!” he says, after watching Buffy the Vampire...

Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out

Local Meteorologist Ennis Mildew has said today he has no idea what's up with the weather. "I was driving from Epsom to Kangaroo Flat....

Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new...

Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk

Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim...

Bendigo’s first pro lotto player

Kennington resident Paul Lindell expressed his desire this week to become Bendigo's first professional lottery player. "I mean, there's professional poker players, there's professional punters,...

Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day

Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully's Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire. The Laughing...

TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump

TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump “Yeah it just hit me,” said Margot Robbie. “I’d been talking about Donald Trump...

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