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V/line Trains To Be Replaced With Elmore Miniature Railway Trains During Heat Restrictions

Vline has announced a new minimalist train service. It will replace its trains with Elmore Miniature Railway Trains during the heat restrictions until March...

ALERT: Bendigo Quarantined Inside A Giant Dome After Man Flu Outbreak

The Victorian Government has taken drastic measures to enclose Bendigo in a giant glass dome after a man was diagnosed with Man Flu. 36-year-old victim...

Fat Shaming Knickers the Cow Raises Steaks

The obese cow named Knickers has been copping it left, right and centre. “They’re even talking about her in Guam. You know the kind of...

“Napier Street Road Works Are God’s Punishment For Allowing The Mosque” Says Local Woman

Local religious woman Jenny Jacobs announced today on social media that the Napier Street road works are punishment from God for the Bendigo Council...

Santa Financially Stricken

Bendigo Mall security is set to tighten after Santa held up numerous shops on Friday night. In a dramatic scene Santa embarked on a two-hour...

Riot Squad Called After A Red Cordial Party Gets Out Of Hand

Police were called to a Kangaroo Flat home last night after a Red Cordial Party got out of hand. A Facebook invite to an underage...

World’s First Butthole Transplant A Success After Man Eats 50 KFC Wicked Wings

A Bendigo Man has undergone the world's first Butthole transplant after a dare involving KFC Wicked Wings went wrong. Jeff Wearmouth was dared by his...

Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas

A local Man tweeted his excitement and joy today that he will be able to start playing All I Want For Christmas from December...

Local Man Gets Beard Caught In Marketplace Travelator

A man last week was rushed to emergency after his beard caught in the travelator at the Bendigo Marketplace. The accident happened shortly after 10am...

Locals Fail To Vote After Getting Stuck In Napier St Road Works Traffic Jam

Thousands of locals were unable to vote today after the Napier St road works caused a traffic jam. People were driving through the road works...

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