Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 51

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Crate Man Announced As The Next Bachelor

Channel Ten announced yesterday that the next Bachelor will be Bendigo's own Crate Man. "I'm just looking for the right Crate to spend the rest of...

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Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill

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A local teenager on Saturday night was rushed to emergency after a dare went wrong. The young man was taking part in a new craze known...

Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out

Local Meteorologist Ennis Mildew has said today he has no idea what's up with the weather. "I was driving from Epsom to Kangaroo Flat. One...

Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk

Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim Erikson...

Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day

Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully's Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire. The Laughing Pig...

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