Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 52

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump...

Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun

BREAKING: Paramedics are preparing to transport a man to hospital after reportedly being crushed by his own Man Bun The incident occurred at a Butte St...

Your Horoscope – Week Of July 24, 2017

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 Travel is in your future to Hawaii when someone asked you to...

Your Horoscope – Week Of July 17, 2017

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 You will find a way new way to make homemade charcoal by...

Bendigo To Host John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention

Bendigo is set to host the first annual John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention. The event will be hosted at the All Seasons Conference Centre next year. The...

Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix

EPSOM man Bruce Richards today announced on Social Media he had finished watching everything on Netflix. The 43 year old quit his position as a...

Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors

Huntly man Lance Richter, was trapped in the House of Mirrors in Rosalind Park for 5 hours yesterday. The 62-year-old father of 2 was with...

Marilyn Monroe Statue To Be Replaced With Rod Fyffe

The Bendigo Council announced today that a statue local Mayor and legend Rod Fyffe will replace Marilyn Monroe statue when the Marilyn exhibition finishes in...

UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”

United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats and...

New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo

Wildlife expert John Michael's claims to have identified a new harmless Hipster living wild in the coffee shops of Bendigo. The find may qualify for...

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