Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 50

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
524 Posts
0 Comments

29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts

Bendigo's biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and...

Kangaroo Flat Bus Evacuated After Woman Farts

A fart on a local Bendigo bus has caused an evacuation shortly after 4pm today. The number 55 bus headed to Kangaroo Flat was evacuated after...

Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival

After a weekend packed with alcohol and live music a local apprentice was left disappointed after months of anticipation. “Where were all the roots?” Jacob Taylor,...

Ballarat To Merge With Bendigo

An announcement was made on Friday that Ballarat would merge with Bendigo to make one super city named Bendirat. The move has excited Ballarat residents...

Parents Told They Are Adopted

A local teenager today broke the bad news and told her parents they were adopted. 13 year old Sarah Jack from Maiden Gully sat her parents...

Local man Baffled by Point of Signs along Roadside.

Many Bendigo residents may have been living near them and not even noticed their presence. Rectangular pieces of metal atop long poles on the sides...

Carpet Bizarre Store still going out of Business Baffles Scientists

"It's like living in limbo," said Mark Trompson, owner and salesmen at the Carpet Bizarre, "I have so much stock still sitting out the back...

Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field

A Pantomime Horse has taken out this year's Bendigo Cup and Fashions On The Field. Yes both. The move has been nick named "The Dusty" after AFL's...

Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw

An Epsom Man had his left arm amputated last week after it became stuck in a claw machine at Centro Lansell. The man was trying recover...

Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool

The Gurri Wanyarra Wellbeing Centre was closed just hours after opening it's doors to the public yesterday after a poo was discovered. The floater was discovered...

Find me on

Latest articles

Newsletter

Subscribe to stay updated.