Hawthorn is ready to unleash their new mascots Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee this weekend when they battle against Melbourne at the MCG.
“Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee represent our colours and our team” a Hawthorn spokesperson said. “We tried the Power Rangers outfit but it became too uncomfortable for the team to wear.”
Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee will help warm up the Hawthorn crowd before each game. They are also a reminder not to flush their memberships and scarfs down the toilet after a loss.