New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo

By on April 1, 2016

Wildlife expert John Michael’s claims to have identified a new harmless Hipster living wild in the coffee shops of Bendigo. The find may qualify for a $1000 prize offered by Zoo’s Victoria.

The Young Urban Creative Hipster (YUCH) will be only non lethal wild creature living in Australia apart from the Red Haired Yuppie.

The YUCH can be caught listening bands you’ve actually heard of and wear ironic tee-shirts. They also believe they are better than you and prefers Android instead of Apple products.

Posters of the harmless Hipster will be sent to Schools and coffee shops and posted in public places throughout Bendigo.

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