Parenting

Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook

Bendigo locals Emma and Tom Johnson welcomed a beautiful baby into the world without bombarding your news feed with 547 baby photos. The daring couple...

Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas

Local dad Gary Jefferies can hardly contain his joy at the imminent arrival of yet another Lynx Africa gift set this Christmas. Gary has allegedly...

Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours

A Bendigo mum and full-time name juggler has once again demonstrated her uncanny ability to shout out the names of all her children except...

“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”

A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been...

Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp

Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant, named Poppy,...

Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...

Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke

In a stroke of comedic genius, local father Garry Jeffers left his family in stitches by pulling out the timeless "Hi Bored, I'm Dad"...

Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”

Local children have reportedly plunged into an abyss of utter boredom already on the first day of their school holidays. Despite having meticulously planned...

Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum

In a bold move to keep up with the ever-evolving world of early childhood education, Jenny's Early Learning Centre has proudly announced the introduction...

Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood

Expectant parents, Jennay and Tom Thompson, have recently been spotted frolicking in their world of whimsical fantasies, basking in the glow of their naiveté....

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