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Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form

Funko is releasing Bendigo's favourite son Bryan 'Cogho' Coghlan as a Pop! Vinyl. The Bendigo Standard got its hands on the first Mini-Cogho this week....

Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club donations. Social club Treasurer...

Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck said "The refurbishment 10...

Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time

Local guitarist Bobby "Fat Fingers" Jenkins is excited as a pig in a blanket to start busking again after another lockdown is lifted tonight. "I've...

Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”

"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an eyebrow, "There are guys talking about...

Church Of Scientology Brings Love To Universal Nightclub

Church of Scientology has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The church purchased the building for an undisclosed sum. Bendigo religious leaders joined...

Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry

An Eaglehawk woman is in hospital after an unfortunate smoking accident. The woman who was waiting for the bus at the time lit her morning...

Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in...

Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show

A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from 90's kids show Lift...

No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List

After hearing Bendigo Council will not be turning off parking meters in December, Santa has added every councillor to his naughty list. "The only way...

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