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Local Man Hospitalised After Getting RAT Test Stuck Up His Bum

A local man was hospitalised overnight after getting a Rapid antigen test stuck in his backside. The man complaining of lower abdominal pain was...

Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron

The word hero gets thrown around willy-nilly a lot lately. But local legend Bill Wheeler has done the imaginable and added his name to...

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

Undercover Police busted a Santa Fight Club last night on top of the Coles car park. Santas from Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura and as far away as...

Rod Fyffe’s Hair Receives Heritage Listing

The Victorian Heritage Council has today officially approved a request to place Rod Fyffe's hair on the state heritage register. It's approved for having...

Woman Suspects The Neighbour Who Bought A Tesla Is The Mystery OzLotto Winner

As she peers through her curtains, Jan Newphone believes her neighbour is the mystery $20m OzLotto winner. "That Tesla's been sitting out the front of...

City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

City of Greater Bendigo has announced it will install new musical toilets in the CBD. The $700,000 state of the art musical commodes will...

Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

Eight months ago Bendigo Mum Rebecca Laminator bought her kids a Kmart inflatable kiddie pool to escape the heat. Next week she's chasing her...

Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street

Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD. Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights are OK to get from...

Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs

"We've now got four service stations within 500 metres. It looks bloody ridiculous." Epsom resident Bob Gobb said. "How many times a week do...

Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins

A local bin captain has enraged his entire street by purposely putting out the wrong bin. Jim Roberts told The Bendigo Standard  "I usually put...

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