A woman this week accidentally went to work dressed up in costume believing it was Book Week. Geraldine Jefferson, a Lawyer from California Gully dressed as Dobby The Elf from Harry Potter only to be told to go home and change.

Mrs Jefferson said “I honestly thought Adult Book Week was a thing. We dress up with those silly wigs anyway.”

A spokesperson for Low, Ball, & Screwem said “We defend Drug Dealers and Murderers. The last thing we want is Dobby The Elf getting people off. What next? Voldermort giving murderers a slap on the wrist?”