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Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil

In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: a beer that doubles...

Local Family Attempts Unprecedented 253rd Consecutive Taco Tuesday, Daring to Keep Tradition Alive

The Stewart family from Maiden Gully are daring to host an unprecedented 253rd consecutive Taco Tuesday tonight. Despite concerns from health experts, the Stewarts...

Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones

In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time...

Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof

Local best mate Chewbarker has expressed outrage at being denied chocolate treats during Easter. The dog was seen protesting at a nearby park, demanding...

Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch

Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...

Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was...

BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean. Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...

Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works

McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly. Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...

Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’

Bendigo Council announced plans to sell lemonade made from recycled water to reduce waste and cut costs.According to the park manager, John Smith, the...

Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron

The word hero gets thrown around willy-nilly a lot lately. But local legend Bill Wheeler has done the imaginable and added his name to...

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