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Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 11, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 A fart in the bath will take you by surprise this...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 4, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 Finances will take a hit this week after you have no...
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 18, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 You will get lost while driving. • Tell that person you love...
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 14, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Your mother will try to call you 30 times but you...
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Yep, it's contagious. • Your tyres were just slashed. • All...
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Your coworkers are planning your birthday party. But they have the...
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 3, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will receive a phone call tonight. Wait for six rings...
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 26, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 A drinking problem would make you more interesting. • You're no athlete. Stop...
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 19, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♏ Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 Your parents wanted a boy. • Tired of the constant accusations, you will...
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