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Cambrian Patron Is Actually 3 Kids In A Trench Coat Pretending To Be An Adult

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A patron at the Cambrian Hotel, who goes by the name of "Jeff," has been exposed as three children in a trench coat pretending to...

Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up

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According to festival organizers, the decision to include the busker Ed "The Cat" DeRosa was a last-minute move to appeal to a more "authentic" and...

Explosive Prince Harry Memoir Reveals He Was Conceived On One Tree Hill Lookout

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In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the royal family, Prince Harry's new memoir has exposed the truth about his conception: it took place on...

Long Gully Splash Park Doubles As A Urine Recycling Centre

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The Long Gully Splash Park has been secretly doubling as a urine recycling centre in a move that shocked and impressed residents.According to park officials,...

Local Soccer Player “Injured” After Partner Suggests Visiting The In-Laws

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A local soccer player has been shown a yellow card after he was injured at home. Lionel Spring from the Long Gully Crocs fell to the...

Toilet Discovered On Mickey Mouse Hill

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An open-air toilet has been discovered on Mickey Mouse Hill overlooking Bendigo’s iconic scenery. John Donk from Golden Square discovered this while walking the dog. “I...

Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop

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A local man became a sports legend last weekend at the Faith Leech Aquatic Centre, thanks to a breathtaking dive he performed that has the...

Student Secretly Believes Chemistry Teacher Is A Drug Kingpin

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An avid chemistry student commented today that their chemistry teacher Mr Black is most likely a drug dealer. Speaking to The Bendigo Standard, 15-year-old student Thermos...

Bendigo Train Station Selected As The Official Karate Venue For 2026 Commonwealth Games

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Bendigo Train Station has been announced as the official venue of the Karate event at the Victoria 2026 Commonwealth Games. Athletes from all 72 nations will...

Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks

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It’s that time to deck the halls... again when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist. Resident Coles turntablist DJ Gully told The Bendigo Standard they would...
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