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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Pinch And Punch For First Day Of The Month Ends In Bloody Mess

"She started it," said Kymbilly Jones, 23, from Sailors Gully. "Narr, she bloody started it," said Jaxson-Lee Smith, 23, Maiden Gully. In the Lansell Plaza/Square near the...

The Bendigo Cup Form Guide

It's the race that stops a regional Victorian municipality, as Bendigo people, desperate for some excuse to get into their finest garments and piss-on like...

Young Girl Trapped Inside Cage to Celebrate the Coming of Summer

“Isn’t it wonderful, with the spring, and flowers, and warmer weather. It just makes you want to dress in black and kill things,” said Ian...

Exclusive: Number 42 Identified As King Of The Bins

It’s bin night in Golden Square, and only one person knows which bins to put out. “Oh you know, the responsibility is huge but I would...

Exam Advice From the Bendigo Standard

The Bendigo Standard didn’t become Bendigo’s number 2 source of Long Gully facts by following the “rules”. So here are our tips for school exam...

Melbourne Has Trams Now Too

“Bloody hell,” ejaculated Dominic West, 97, Jackass Flat. Mr West was recently in Melbourne on a fact finding mission. “My wife, you see, Myrtle, she has this...

Victoria’s First Heroin Parlour to Open in Bendigo

“It seemed a natural progression,” said Fakey McStory, 87, Sailors Gully. After watching WWE wrestling become more extreme with the UFC, and McDonald’s become fancy with...

La Trobe Uni Student’s Study Habit Borders On The Insane

“To start with,” said Hilary Duff, 19, originally from Echuca but now Hilltops Aprt. “Before I start study I like to boil a jug of...

The Movie Twins Is Being Remade Using An Emu And A Kiwi Bird

"I said to the guy, I said, 'Emu, Kiwi, Twins,' and that was that. $525 million contract signed for the film," said Guy Fawkes. The project...

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