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Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park

Bendigo local Shazza Bacardi first noticed her true love Braxton at the Long Gully car park. He was wearing tight jeans with a flannelette...

Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed

"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley.  "I grow celery in my backyard," Mr...

Vaping Now An Epidemic Among Kindergarteners

Australian teachers and staff told The Bendigo Standard that vaping is increasing among Kindergarten students Teachers like Mrs French have found it alarming. "Two kids were...

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize

Huntly's own Makenzee Guppy has narrowly missed out on this year's Archibald Prize. The talented youngster's portrait of her mother Sharon came 3rd. "Mummy farts...

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence

Ever since Buddhist monks got on at Lake Weroona it's been quiet. Too quiet. "The tram wouldn't shut up with the conspiracy theories," says driver...

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200

Born in Castlemaine in 1822, The great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother became Bendigo's first Bicentennial.  Not everyone can brag about...

Rosalind Park Bats Chuffed For The New Batman Movie

The local bat community in Rosalind Park is over the moon about the new Batman movie. "We're hanging out for it," says Bat leader Greg...

Local Man Believes Everyone Else In Bendigo Drives Like An Idiot

As COVID-19 restrictions start to ease around Australia, most of Bendigo are back in their offices today. A survey conducted by the Bendigo Standard shows...

‘Heroes Are NOT Made At Bendigo TAFE’ Says Average Human

Bendigo TAFE alumni have spoken out about the popular 'Heroes are made...' ad campaign. "I did Certificate 2 in Commercial Cookery, and, let me tell...

Locals With ‘The Rona’ To Isolate On Lake Tom Thumb Island

Bendigo council announced this morning that anyone diagnosed with Covid-19 will be quarantined on that island at Lake Tom Thumb in Eaglehawk. "Patients will need...

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