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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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The Photocopier Whisperer

“Paper jam my arse!” said Carl, the Photocopier Whisperer. He knelt before the eggshell coloured box, and slid a compartment out with the tenderness of an...

Muzak In Hargreaves Mall To Be Replaced With Ear Splitting Squelch Of A Frightened Pig

Bendigo Council has decided to improve the human experience of Hargreaves Mall by playing a less irritating sound than currently heard through the audio speakers. "We...

Kangaroo Flat Man Plans Extra Shits After Buying Tower Of Toilets At Aldi

“I’ll be having curry every night for a week,” said Guy Cool, 32, of K-Flat. The big block of Aldi toilets was a god send for...

Alien Space Monkey Pirates Attack Bendigo

“Bleeding heck!” said Unknown Local, 33, of Ironbark – if that is a place. Explosions in the sky mean they are coming. “I thought it was a...

Top Ten Places To Vomit In Bendigo

Outside Mr Bob’s Sports Bar (pictured) One way to match the outside with the inside is to vomit both outside and inside. Even if inside already...

Person Asking “Can I Help?” Secretly Doesn’t Want To Help At All

A bit like seagulls around a picnic, Christmas day attracts its fair share of hangers-on. “It’s about this time of year that people who don’t know...

Long Gully Lights To Be Used For Qantas Approach Landing System

Residents of Long Gully are in two minds about the new council law. “Yeah, I love the fact I can now get to Sydney a full...

Woman Looses Hair Tie. Keeps Partying. YOLO.

She had intended to wear her hair up all night at the staff Christmas party, but Shania Twain, 27, of California Gully, lost her hair...

Exclusive: Leprechauns Say Rainbows Don’t Taste Like Skittles

A month long investigation into little people has shown that they don't eat rainbows. "You can't eat a rainbow," said Paddy McPaddy, timeless, of Ireland. The Bendigo...

Man Goes Camping, Hopes World Is Destroyed While Away

Kayten Boyd, 36, of Ironbark – if that is a place, went camping last week and was very disappointed when he returned. “Each time I go...

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