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Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View

Local News
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So many memories," said Sam...

Despite Lockdown Castlemaine Is As Vibrant As Ever

Local News
"It's a great way to get to Ballarat, if you ever want to go to Ballarat, which you wouldn't, so that says something about...

Cat Fails To Search For Coronavirus Cure

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"Not sure exactly what the cat was searching for, but i don't think she found it," said Bob Freestick, 32, from East Bendigo. The brown...

Man Puts All Bins Out in Hope One of Them is Right

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"I don't know which bin goes out," said Silly Duffer. "Do you?" "No," said the journalist. "Not I," said the milk man. "Nor do I," said the...

Y2K Doomsdayer Emerges To Find World Rebuilding

Local News
"Where are all the DVDs, Dude?" asked Scott Day, 47, from Eaglehawk. Mr Day took his family underground to avoid the distraction of the Y2K...

Close Talker Struggles With 1.5m Rule

Local News
Travis Buckhead, 27, Golden Square, works on a local job site as a sparky. "It's a pretty good job you know," said Mr Buckhead, as...

Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself

Local News
A local man is celebrating Valentines Day by taking his first solo poo. "I finally got the toilet to myself for the first time after...

Council To Provide Parking Bays For Dickhead Drivers

Local News
Double parking and parking like an idiot may soon become a thing of the past. The City Of Greater Bendigo is creating 5-metre wide...

Bendigo TAFE Offers ‘Adulting’ Course

Lifestyle
Many students leaving high school have never mastered basic life skills so Bendigo TAFE is responding with an adulting course. 'Adulting For Beginners' covers subjects...

Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’

Local News
A local Dad Bob Jeffers from Epsom asked his kids today if they managed to get tickets to Groovin To The Moo. His daughters Laquisha,...
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