A local man was a victim of a daylight robbery at his home yesterday. Morgan Jamieson scrapped cat food into an empty single use Toy World bag from out of the cupboard that his cat Cuddles didn't like. "The bag was put on the front...
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The Bendigo Council announced plans last night to provide Santa with a police escort through Long Gully on Christmas Eve. The news comes from the North Pole that it was flagged as a high risk non-Santa friendly place. Other high risk area's for Santa include...
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A teacher in a local Christian school was fired yesterday by school officials after saying ‘Happy Holidays’ to one of her 4th grade students. That student, who is a Christian, found the teachers well-wishing to be offensive and inappropriate; that is when the student contacted...
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Police were called to a Kangaroo Flat home last night after a Red Cordial Party got out of hand. A Facebook invite to an underage cordial party was accidentally set as public and not private. Within hours, approximately 500 people turned up unexpectedly bringing bottles...
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Amish rights activists have taken responsibility for the spate of power outages plaguing Bendigo this week. Local Amish spokesperson Brother Jacob said "We do not like this electricity English. We prefer candles." News comes after a local Amish man was charged with accidentally knocking a...
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ABC announced last night that Preschoolers (and mum's) favourite duo Giggle & Hoot have parted ways. Hoot The Owl's seedy past was revealed last night on A Current Affair that he is not that lovable owl kids have come to know. His long time on-screen...
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A 13 year old boy from Long Gully learned a hard lesson on life when he found out he's not as cool at rapping as he thought he was. The boy known to his homies as 'Lil Gullee' was busking in Hargreaves Mall this afternoon,...
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“Usually I say, ‘Bloody Microsoft,’ but this update could be really useful,” said Craig McLachlan, 37, Kangaroo Flat. While most people agree that if they wanted their computer to be updated they’d just buy a new computer, the new Microsoft Windows update has a special...
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3 Kangaroo Flat men have been arrested by Police this morning and charged with attempted murder after injuring each other with Star Wars lightsabers and a nunchuck. The three unnamed men aged 26, 28 and 29 were fighting over who was going to be Luke...
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A group of 20 teenagers were arrested for being polite in the Hargreaves Mall today. The kids aged between 13-18 were being sociable and polite when a citizens arrest was made. 86 year old Grandmother Martha Gertrude was disgusted by the incident "They are supposed to...
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