Law & Order
Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On
Bendigo Comic-Con organisers were in a rush to reassure visitors after noted cosplayer William Dangles was arrested by police for public indecency.
Arresting officer Andy...
Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”
What was meant to be a harmless game of Wink Murder at a local primary school quickly spiralled out of control, resulting in a...
New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence
In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle the city's growing backlog of criminal...
Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol
In a desperate attempt to achieve his life-long dream of becoming a TV star, 27-year-old Tim Grimes has been driving like a complete idiot...
Council Requires Every Driver To Flip The Bird At Intersections
In a bold new measure to reduce road rage and increase camaraderie among drivers, the City of Greater Bendigo has passed a law requiring...
Cambrian Patron Is Actually 3 Kids In A Trench Coat Pretending To Be An Adult
A patron at the Cambrian Hotel, who goes by the name of "Jeff," has been exposed as three children in a trench coat pretending...
BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench
Keys have been found safe after three days living on the kitchen bench
The keys to a 1998 Nissan Skyline, went missing 3 days ago...
Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD.
Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights are OK to get from...
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle.
"I look forward to Dennis...
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in...