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Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto

Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle. "I look forward to Dennis...

Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in...

Castlemaine Neither A Castle Nor A Maine

Boring word guy Will Neverme, 24, of Sailors Gully, said of Castlemaine, "Technically speaking a castle is any fortified structure, often with a moat...

No Food. Bendigo Cinemas Install Body Scanners

Smuggling food into movies may be a thing of the past after Bendigo Cinemas announced the debut of their new body scanners. The scanners will...

Lamb At Australian Sheep and Wool Show Under Investigation For PEDs

An award-winning lamb is currently under investigation and may be stripped of its title after veterinarians at the Australian Sheep and Wool Show in...

Bendigo Toe Tickler released on parole

The notorious Toe Tickler was released today on parole. Part of the conditions of parole is to wear 10 small electronic ankle bracelets on his...

Kid in the mall says he got 6th degree black belt from watching John Wick 3 trailer

A 14-year-old boy from Long Gully learned a hard lesson on life when he found out he’s not as cool at martial arts as...

Magic: The Gathering Player Suspended After Failing Drugs Test

A local 'Magic: The Gathering' Player from Long Gully has been suspended for testing positive to three banned substances. 22-year-old Long Gullyan Bacardi McCooties was...

82-Year-Old Lost On School Excursion Emerges From Mine After 67 Years

One of Bendigo's biggest cold cases has finally been solved after 67 years. In 1952, Ted Scranton went missing on a school excursion to a...

Chicken Salt Dealers Arrested in Strathdale

A five-day undercover operation netted 54 arrests and removed 30 kgs of illegal chicken salt, during "Operation Salty Chips," Bendigo police said Thursday. Police received a...

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