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Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs
Amish Rights Activists Blamed For Power Outages
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Parking Cost Increase. New Parking Meters To Accept Internal Organs
Railway Station Declares Independence, Demands Recognition as Micronation of Eshaylandia
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K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference
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Cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park Accused of Running Underground Emu Fight Club
Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
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Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport
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Shopping Trolleys Form Conga Line To Escape Supermarket
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