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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Bendigo Fun Runners Finish Three Weeks Later Due to Excessive Sightseeing

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The Bendigo Ford Fun Run started with 2,000 excited runners three weeks ago. But instead of a race, it turned into a slow sightseeing tour,...

Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience

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With the annual Bendigo Easter Fair just around the corner, resident Barry O'Sullivan has reportedly been counting down the days until he can trade his...

Shopper Clears 8000th Theft Suspicion By Big W Door Greeter

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Resident and shopping legend Ethel Miggins triumphantly marked her 8000th theft suspicion clearance by the Big W door greeter, solidifying her status as a law-abiding...

Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival

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As the proud citizens of Bendigo prepare to honour their most cherished and time-honoured tradition, the annual "Not Ballarat" Festival, city officials and residents alike...

Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions

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The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking decision to rebrand the city's numerous potholes as tourist attractions. In a well-attended press conference, Mayor Andrea...

Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”

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In an astonishing display of hometown pride and cunning, a group of Bendigo residents have somehow managed to steal the iconic Sydney Opera House and...

New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence

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In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle the city's growing backlog of criminal cases,...

Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People

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In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés than actual residents. This astonishing...

Qantas’ Bendigo To Sydney Mile High Club Attracts Lovers

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Qantas is pleased to announce it is offering daily flights from Bendigo to Sydney on its new mile-high service while flying at 35,000 feet. "We're always...

Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail

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Yesterday, a group of hikers stumbled upon a cocaine drop bear while on the O'Keefe Rail Trail. According to eyewitnesses, the bear was seen frantically...
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