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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Shopping Trolleys Form Conga Line To Escape Supermarket

“They think we don’t know, but they’re like the Weeping Angels from Dr Who,” said supermarket staff member Georg Jacobson, 24, of Golden Square. Much like...

Fat Shaming Knickers the Cow Raises Steaks

The obese cow named Knickers has been copping it left, right and centre. “They’re even talking about her in Guam. You know the kind of stuff...

Tuckerbag To Join The Push For Golden Square Mega Market

“You know the waste of space near St. John of God? No not Ironbark, I mean that big empty land where the gold mine was....

Eaglehawk Reebok’s Officially Released

"I know it, you know it, we all know it," said Dale Mockcliff, 67, of New York. Mr Mockcliff was in Eaglehawk yesterday to announce the...

Evil Genius Captures Giant Heart in Bendigo And Ties It To The Ground For Ransom

"There was a while there when they said Bendigo didn't have a heart," said Nasty McEvil, 47, from Mackenzie St West. "Well look at us...

Epsom Road Works Joins Great Wall of China As Only Man Made Structure Visible From The Moon

The International Space Station has been in contact with the Bendigo Standard. "Я не говорю по-испански," said Russian Vodka, 38, from the Space Station. It seems that...

Blues & Roots Festival Not As Sad or Sexy As Name Suggests

The Bendigo Blues & Roots Festival is in its diggity year, and none are more disappointed than Grumpy McBum, 47, from Pasco Vale. “Every year I...

Struggle To Sell Creepy Bookends

Tanya and Matt Richardson of Strathdale have been struggling to sell a pair of vintage bookends. Mr Richardson says, “They’re valuable and unique so I don’t...

Crisis As Hair Tie Found On Ground

“Someone’s getting nothing done today,” said the Bendigo Standard’s women’s matters expert, Simone Amohanga. Apparently a hair elastic is the most invaluable part of a women’s...

Bendigo Oh-God-Why-Am-I-Doing-This Run Takes Place

Bendigo's annual Oh-God-Why-Am-I-Doing-This Run has taken place, with many participants wheezing and staggering their way through the course. "Puff, puff, puff, bloody View St, puff, puff,...

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