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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles

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A local mother ordered her son, Jarod, to vacate his room to visit Grandma Ethel. The 7-year-old was reportedly stunned by the request, as he...

Coles Implements A Slow Checkout Lane for Those Who Enjoy a Good Chat

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In a groundbreaking move, Coles has introduced a new Slow Checkout lane for customers who love a good chat. This innovative lane caters to those...

Local Dad Wears Socks With Sandals; Secretly Believes He’s A Fashion Icon

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Locals witnessed Geoff Holes proudly strolling through the Easter festivities in socks with slides this weekend. Witnesses claim the self-proclaimed fashion icon sported a smug...

Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones

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In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time carpenter,...

Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof

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Local best mate Chewbarker has expressed outrage at being denied chocolate treats during Easter. The dog was seen protesting at a nearby park, demanding scientists...

Easter Bunny Flees Egg Hunt After Big Poo Is Mistaken for Chocolate Treat!

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Chaos erupted at the easter festival egg hunt when a massive poo was mistaken for a chocolate egg. Parents and children were both stunned and...

E-Scooters Given the Go-Ahead; “Oh Shit! We’re All Gonna Die” Says Pedestrian

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In a bold move, the Victorian Government have finally legalised e-scooters. The move has sparked outrage among some pedestrians who claim the decision will end...

Dad & Son Dodgem Duo Ready to Chuck Some Doughies at The Easter Festival

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A local father and son duo is reportedly preparing to chuck some doughnuts at this year's Bendigo Easter Fair after months of rigorous training in...

Huntly Train Station: Officially the Least Visited Place on Earth

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Huntly Train Station has officially been declared the least visited place on Earth, surpassing the previous champion, Nauru. This momentous honour was announced by the World...

Study Finds 7 Out of 10 Bendigo Dogs Prefer Craft Beer to Tap Water

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A recent study confirmed that 70% of Bendigo dogs have a refined taste for craft beer over mundane tap water. This ground-breaking study was conducted...
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