Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 42

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Kangaroo Sets Sights On Anthony Mundine After Enrolling In Boxing Class

A kangaroo has enrolled in a boxing class with big dreams of taking on Anthony Mundine. Benders The Red Kangaroo said (via a translator) "I've been...

Overly Excited Local Man Won’t Shut Up About His Weber

A local man who bought his first Weber BBQ has expressed his excitement to his work colleagues, family and friends. Callum Irwin from Epsom couldn't wait...

Chicken Salt Dealers Arrested in Strathdale

A five-day undercover operation netted 54 arrests and removed 30 kgs of illegal chicken salt, during "Operation Salty Chips," Bendigo police said Thursday. Police received a tip-off...

Rod Fyffe’s Southern Cross Tattoo Unveiled At Golden Square Pool

One of Bendigo's favourite sons Rod Fyffe proudly showed off his new ink last weekend at the Golden Square pool. The shirtless Deputy Mayor flaunted his...

Woman Rushed To Emergency After Getting Cheezels Stuck On Fingers

A Kangaroo Flat woman is recovering in hospital after a birthday party went wrong. Kealy Green was celebrating her sons birthday and thought it would be a...

Bendigo Council Accidentally Raises NZ Flag

Australia Day celebrations began with a shaky start this morning after a New Zealand flag was accidentally raised on top of the town hall. The Kiwi...

Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass

Bendigo has been inundated with high cases of Swamp Ass due to the high number of power outages. Ronald McNuggets from Powercor said "We would like to...

Crikey! Coles Launches Vegemite Hot Cross Buns For Australia Day

Coles will combine two iconic Australian classics this Australia Day when Vegemite hot cross buns go on sale across the country. Coles Marketing Manager Marge Kingsley...

Bendigo’s Oldest Cat Dies at 25 – That’s 117 In Cat Years!

Bendigo's Oldest Cat Draco Meowfoy has passed away today at the ripe old age of 25. His owners Greg and Dianne McCawley from Huntly said "My parents...

Woman Burns House Down After Discovering Spider In The Kitchen

A woman who found a Spider has taken drastic measures to keep her family safe by burning down her house. After the spider was discovered she...

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